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Weaponless Doctor

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One of the features of Doctor Who that hooked me into the new series is the way he blunders into adventures and dangers without any weapons to protect himself, armed only with his intelligence, encyclopedic knowledge and blustering charm. Or does he have some other secret weapon? The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-07-22.

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This ships suspends gravity AND disbelief!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 18 Jul 07:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Infinite knowledge, intelligence, improbability...
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 17 Jul 08:31 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Deus Ex Time-machina!
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 16 Jul 02:29 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Snappy dressing and snappier dialogue!
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 17 Jul 08:49 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Through a combination of good luck and my enemies' stupidity!
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 18 Jul 03:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, *you* might want to carry one.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 15 Jul 10:44 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"Carries" and "uses" can be two different things.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 16 Jul 03:13 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
To be honest I ask myself what the ninth doctor would do!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 17 Jul 08:55 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Malpractice.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 16 Jul 01:41 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's what Companions are for!
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 15 Jul 10:44 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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