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Dangerous time travel

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This week wonders why in every time travel story, its imperative that you don't change history (or at worst set it back to how it was). However, in Dr Who, all he does is traipse around history, changing events. Can sevilia come up with something better than 'I know what I'm doing'? Note - the rest of the sunday cartoon will feature famous moments of Dr Who in pivotal moments of history (eg - with Queen Victoria, Shakespeare, Agatha Christie, Pompeii, etc). The winning punchline was submitted by padre01. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #562 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-10-09.

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It falls well within the rule of 'Who's going to know?'
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 7 Oct 12:08 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who's gonna know?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 7 Oct 02:40 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not if it isn't history yet.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 7 Oct 02:42 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure I'll get it right this time.
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 3 Oct 02:50 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The historians were changing history long before there was any time travel.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 2 Oct 08:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, I'm just making sure it stays the way you remember it!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 4 Oct 12:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It will be better once I catch Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 2 Oct 05:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why? It'll just repeat itself anyway!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 2 Oct 12:01 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nah, we can fix it later.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 5 Oct 02:24 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not for me!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 5 Oct 02:53 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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