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Arrogance's broken sword

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This cartoon was suggested by 5618. The winning punchline was submitted by Kitsuna. Keywords were entered by chocjones. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #307 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-02-10.

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Top 10 punchlines

J. Bentley
And do what -- impress the Enemy with my juggling skills?!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 9 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ALC
Hey, is Sauron regaines power the LAST thing I want on that sword are MY fingerprints.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 9 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Chipper
I'm not shaving, and that's final!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 4 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
I'd much rather have the sword of the guy who killed him!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 3 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
captain Stace
hey I've got an even better idea, why don't YOU take up the sword, and I'll take out your daughter.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 3 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Laicairiel
I suppose if I had time to practice throwing shards of metal......
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 3 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Durin
First someone ought to fix the take down Sauron put on it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 9 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
jladue
I would but Boromir would laugh at me the whole way to Mordor.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 9 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
JLPE
TAKE up?! I thought you said BREAK up!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 9 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Capain Starsa
I'm still waiting on the replacemnt to arrive,
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 9 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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