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Scarier than Dorcs

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This cartoon was suggested by glorendil. The winning punchline was submitted by sev space tv. Keywords were entered by chocjones. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #231 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-05-21.

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Top 10 punchlines

Dmitri
Let's split up and look, like they do in the horror flicks!
Rating: 3.23 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 15 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Oh no! I'm not falling for "What's that behind you?" joke again!
Rating: 3.21 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 15 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cheri
How about you stay and find out while I run like hell.
Rating: 3.21 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jeff Marr
It's ok. It's just a fire drill.
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 16 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr lee
we won't know until the extended edition DVD
Rating: 3.10 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 16 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Chipper
Until the CG is added, a tennis ball on a stick!
Rating: 3.09 | No of Ratings: 22 | Submitted Wed 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Brent
I'm not sure... it's still in pre-production.
Rating: 3.08 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 15 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
No time for explanations - I must pack my parachute and a change of clothes!
Rating: 3.07 | No of Ratings: 27 | Submitted Wed 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jonathan Holmes
I'm color blind, so tell me, is that red?
Rating: 3.07 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 15 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jeffrey Stier
An ancient evil know only to the Elves as "The Mother In-Law"
Rating: 3.07 | No of Ratings: 29 | Submitted Wed 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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