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Eagle eyed dwarf

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This cartoon was suggested by Cinga. The winning punchline was submitted by Erthado. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #325 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-06-18.

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Top 10 punchlines

Angela Ehrlich
You wish!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 17 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
But not paying attention.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 17 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
TitaniaX
Obviously they're CGI and havent been added yet
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 17 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr lee
I guess they came without an instruction manual
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 16 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
I see we got a comedian here.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 17 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ling
(sigh) I rest my case...
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 16 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Joy
P.E.T.A. is gonna get you for that!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 15 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
jobob
Strange... So do I.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 15 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jack Hammerfist
Paws up, and spread your talons!
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 12 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. You-know Who
Can I see your passport Mr. Eaglefox?
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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