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Glowing elves

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This cartoon was suggested by The Great Wizzard. The winning punchline was submitted by halfling. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #329 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-07-16.

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Top 10 punchlines

Nick R
They're thousands of years old... They are in there golden years.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
halfling
Gondaft's fireworks - one up each cloak. This should be some display...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
they don't. the world around them is darker.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
halfling
Easy; filter, stylize then 'glowing elves' in photoshop 5.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Chaos
Sam...call Mr Bush...the Elves have found Mr Husseins nuclear stockpile.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Binary_Smile
These are Elves 2.0, Spam.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ring Eater
Wait until they put the lava in!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
stitch
i don't know but you can bet it wasn't in the book
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
earwig
With their holier-than-thou attitude, it's a wonder they don't float!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 14 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
halfling
That's nothing, wait till they start strobing...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 14 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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