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This cartoon was suggested by The Great Wizzard. The winning punchline was submitted by halfling. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #329 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-07-16.
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Nick R |
They're thousands of years old... They are in there golden years. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 2 |
Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate:
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halfling |
Gondaft's fireworks - one up each cloak. This should be some display... Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 3 |
Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate:
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dettus |
they don't. the world around them is darker. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate:
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halfling |
Easy; filter, stylize then 'glowing elves' in photoshop 5. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 3 |
Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Chaos |
Sam...call Mr Bush...the Elves have found Mr Husseins nuclear stockpile. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 6 |
Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Binary_Smile |
These are Elves 2.0, Spam. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 6 |
Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Ring Eater |
Wait until they put the lava in! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 6 |
Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate:
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stitch |
i don't know but you can bet it wasn't in the book Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
Submitted Tue 15 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate:
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earwig |
With their holier-than-thou attitude, it's a wonder they don't float! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 6 |
Submitted Mon 14 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate:
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halfling |
That's nothing, wait till they start strobing... Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 7 |
Submitted Mon 14 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate:
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