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This cartoon was suggested by bunny. The winning punchline was submitted by Spindel. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #341 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-10-08.

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The road goes ever on and on...
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 7 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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Have you seen my horse Shadowfax, white and swift? Ring 555-goodguy.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 7 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
halfing
One match to light them all and in the darkness fire them. (sorry I just had to put those 2 together for a better whole!)
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 7 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
halfling
Vote for Strider Aragorn Elessar Elfstone Telc (runs out of room on sticker)
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 6 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Plain Simple
Conjurer of cheap tricks (amongst other things)
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 7 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Plain Simple
Gandalf for president!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 7 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Plain Simple
Frodo lives
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 7 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Plain Simple
Last checkup, Third Age 3017.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 7 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Plain Simple
White council member: diplomatic immunity.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 7 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EvilBeaver
We haven't seen the dark lord's ring
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 7 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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