Gonedaft refusing the Ring

This cartoon was suggested by RMS Oceanic. The winning punchline was submitted by Elinon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #366 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-04-07.

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Top 10 punchlines

John Midgley		And be arrested for receiving stolen goods? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
trying for gold		you shall not ask! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 5 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
trying for gold		do you WANT this movie to last 10 minutes? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 5 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
Zenopeep		The last wizard who wanted that ring never made it to the third movie! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 4 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
Elinon		The whole 'ultimate evil and doom' speech really went over your head, didn't it? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 3 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
trying for gold		I'm allergic... yes *cough cough* Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 5 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
Ace King		You fool why I don't need the power to turn invisible and psycho. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 5 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
halfling		I've always used a hobbit to do my dirty work. Why stop now? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 5 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
halfling		For the same reason we can't just fly an eagle to Mount Doom. Now what was that again...? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 5 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
halfling		Right that's enough! Call UPS Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 5 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: