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This cartoon was suggested by John Midgley. The winning punchline was submitted by Frogboy Lives. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #376 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-06-16.

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Top 10 punchlines

marktowler
Not so much dulled it, just narrowed it down
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 16 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Arnprior
Like, chill out, white dude.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 17 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
Wow, the colors... I'm sorry, what did you say?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 9 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
I'm a servant of a secret fire! Which happens to be in my pipe...
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 9 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
...and the amount of hair that started to grow on my feet is just terrifying!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 9 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
What? I thought the Forces of Evil would be _promoting_ smoking!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 9 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
We both burn plants, but my way is more fun.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 9 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
I just keep the pipe for the rings it makes. That reminds me...
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 9 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
That's it, I'm having you kicked out of the last movie.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 9 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spindel
The day I quit smoking is the day a Winged Bullfrog gets the best of me.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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