ON THIS DAY

A free window into the cartoon archives, updated daily!

UPCOMING JS...

The next scheduled judging session will begin in 1 day, 6 hours, 22 minutes and 46 seconds.

The origin of Dorcs

Due to bandwidth and server load issues, you need to subscribe to access cartoons archived over 24 months ago (sorry, it was that or close the site down). Subscription costs are AUD$15.00 (around 9 Euros or $11USD) for 12 months. This gives you access to:
  • All paid cartoons exclusive to subscribers
  • 1,900+ cartoons spanning over 10 years
  • 130,000+ punchlines
  • 7,800+ comments
If you've already subscribed, enter via the login form in the left margin. Otherwise, click here to subscribe.

This cartoon was suggested by John Midgley. The winning punchline was submitted by Nietche Keen. There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #379 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-07-07.

31 comments (post a comment)

Top 10 punchlines

halfling
Man! You don't remember Ozzfest '89?
Rating: 4.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 6 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dutchrheeren
Eh, I just remembered I have something urgent to do...
Rating: 4.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 6 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dutchrheeren
No... But I swear I had nothing to do with it!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 6 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dutchrheeren
No, but I have the feeling you're going to tell me...
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 6 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
halfling
Don't look at me, I just work here.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 2 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
Uh...disgruntled elves from Santa's workshop?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 2 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
No but since you're in a story telling mood, I was wondering how the Wargs came to be.
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 3 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
John Midgley
They were extras once, seized by the casting agents, tortured for hours in make-up chairs...
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 3 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dauntless
Inbreeding?
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 2 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Boy do I dislike the way this conversation's going...
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 2 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
More punchlines...

MY SEV SPACE

Username
Password 
Remember me
Register
Get Password
This cartoon rates 2.96 (score out of 5, qty of ratings: 592). Please rate this cartoon via the rating faces below the cartoon.

Privacy Policy | About Sev | Contact Sev | FAQ | Party Templates