Unused magical powers

This cartoon was suggested by T.J Force IX. The winning punchline was submitted by Carrot_mop. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #472 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-05-18.

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Top 10 punchlines

mammakins		I'll saw the troll in half if you can get him into the box! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 17 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
blong03		He IS the magic. Now, where's my 20 dollars!? Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 18 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
JC		I left my spell book back at Rivendell, okay?! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
glorendil		I'm an old man wielding a big sword... if that ain't magic, I don't know what is. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
glorendil		What do you want me to do? Light my staff in his face? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
glorendil		I'm out of 1st level spells. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
glorendil		My dog ate my spellbook. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Latin From Manhattan		I use it only when we're in actual danger! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Latin From Manhattan		At my age, just getting out of bed in the morning is a miracle! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Latin From Manhattan		I AM using magic! How do you think you suddenly became so good at using a sword? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 May 12:00 AM | Rate: