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Elvish bread

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This week wonders what the Elves put in their bread that makes it the food of choice when questing. The winning punchline was submitted by DVS. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #545 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-05-12.

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Just don't agree to a drug test, ok?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sat 26 Apr 12:37 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It takes that long to choke it down.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 29 Apr 11:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
When the alternatives are leaves, bark and dead squirrels, it's amazing what one can subsist on.
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 28 Apr 02:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It doesn't, it only ruins your appetite.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 26 Apr 08:11 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
calories. lots of calories.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 25 Apr 09:54 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It also makes you glow in the dark!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 2 May 08:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
An ancient elvish recipe: caffeine.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 26 Apr 08:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
it doesn't, but have you ever seen a fat elf?
Rating: 3.18 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 25 Apr 10:08 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't believe the hype - it lasts 11 hours tops!
Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 28 Apr 06:24 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's an ancient secret unknown to hobnobbits called 'rationing'.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 28 Apr 11:54 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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