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Dangerous quest

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This week has the fellowship of the ring embarking on a difficult quest. The winning punchline was submitted by padre01. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #512 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-05-21.

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Top 10 punchlines

I think he was talking to you.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 20 | Submitted Mon 14 May 10:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
At this point, I'd be glad just to make it to the crack of dawn.
Rating: 3.74 | No of Ratings: 23 | Submitted Sun 13 May 10:24 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why don't we just Fed-Ex it?
Rating: 3.74 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Mon 14 May 08:06 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You said this was three movie contract, right?
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 20 May 05:53 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think he's cracked and we're doomed.
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Mon 14 May 11:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You don't know me, you haven't seen me, and I was never here.
Rating: 3.53 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Mon 14 May 09:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I've changed my mind, I don't want to be an Eagle Scout.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Mon 14 May 11:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I take it, he's not going?
Rating: 3.47 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Tue 15 May 02:34 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The comic relief never gets killed, right? Right?
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Mon 14 May 03:56 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
See, I told you we were in the wrong line.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sun 13 May 09:26 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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