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While all the good guys in Lord of the Rings are noble and self-sacrificing, this week wonders how people might've reacted to having a Ring of Power in the real world. The winning punchline was submitted by DVS. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #554 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-08-05.

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You should see how good it looks on me!
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 31 Jul 07:30 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
OOPS... Darn thing's stuck. Oh well, I guess that decides it.
Rating: 3.78 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 30 Jul 01:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Guess whose birthday it is?
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 1 Aug 03:20 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can't let you do this...Our friendship is too "precious"...
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 29 Jul 10:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Pretend I'm not here.
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 30 Jul 10:13 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
With all this bickering, I'd rather throw it into a volcano.
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 29 Jul 09:59 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Finders, keepers!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 2 Aug 08:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's see... how many fingers am I holding up?
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 29 Jul 09:58 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I just cleared my schedule.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 30 Jul 04:01 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lets play Marco Polo!
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 30 Jul 11:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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