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Sourone and the Ring

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The Council of Eggroll comes up with a unique solution answering what to do with the One Ring. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC (Shiny) and mammakins (J.K. Rowling). There were 25 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #448 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-11-14.

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Top 10 punchlines

1: One ring out of 3561
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 13 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Nobody knows, but it's great fun hiding it from him.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Within this ring rests the fate of the entire plot.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: "Evil Class of 2nd Age"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 13 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: "To my Muffin. From Sourman"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 13 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: "I *heart* U"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 13 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Paint it silver! He'll never find it!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 25 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Let's say Mrs. Sourone wouldn't be all to happy if he didn't.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: It grants invisibility, promotes longevity, and looks good with any outfit.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: This ring helped him win 'Best Dressed Warlord' of '03.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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