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Eagle taxi ride

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This cartoon was suggested by AC Poole. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #333 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-08-13.

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Top 10 punchlines

Eric
When I was your age we used to walk there every day in the snow!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 9 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nightshade
'Cos I only got enough flier-miles points to get to Moria!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 12 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Evan Muehlbauer
First Sam disappears, then I see an overcoat in the eagle's mouth. Frankly, Fraudo, I'm a bit nervous about this whole trip.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 12 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Douglas Neman
Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 12 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
three words: surface-air-spells?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 12 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
pirates chick
I don't know. Lets all go back to Eggroll's counsel and talk it over.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 12 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
mikael
When balrogs fly!!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 12 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Evan Muehlbauer
You should've spoken up before we agreed to drop eagle poop on Farmer Maggot.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 12 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Galadriel's Lady-in-waiting
You think I can pay for airfare with a job like this? I'm a wizard, not a valet parking person!!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 12 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
halfling
Bah! They do really good prosthetic fingers these days you know...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 12 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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