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Apologies in advance for the spoilers in this week's toon! The most recent furore with Lord of the Rings is the news that Saruman has been cut from the third Lord of the Rings movie, Return of the King. However, it's not the Tolkien purists that Peter Jackson should fear, but an outraged Christopher Lee! The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #349 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-12-03.

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Top 10 punchlines

unifoon
I should have known they'd never agree to my building a giant Wicker Man with which to assault my enemies...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 9 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EMH559
I was going to defect anyway.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 9 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Elvendaughter
Then I shall cut them from my autobiography!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 9 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Elvendaughter
Tell Tom Bombadil and Glorfindel I have a business proposition . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 9 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Raulretsil
Do you think it is too late to become a good guy again?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 9 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
halfling
Right, take Peter Jackson off my Xmas card list!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 8 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
halfling
Hah! All part of my evil plan for the sympathy vote at the Oscars...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 8 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
halfling
Ok, you can quit scouring the floor - I've got somewhere else in mind....
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 8 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
halfling
Well I hope we're still going to get the flood damage insurance money....!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 8 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mikey
And yet they kept a rock star's daughter and the kid from 'Goonies'...my time in legitimate film has passed.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 8 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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