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Fell Beast bumper sticker

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This week has Sevilians slapping a bumper sticker on the back of a fell beast. The winning punchline was submitted by viggofn. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #398 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-11-25.

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Top 10 punchlines

Duke of Earl Grey
My beast ate your honor student.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Warning: Student Flyer
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Get off my Back!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Latin From Manhattan
Hobbits: The Other White Meat!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Joel H.
Fell Beast Rentals
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Pip
I am not a dragon!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Captain Treklin
I sold my soul to Sourone and all I got was the dragon.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K the H
Have you hugged your evil lord today?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K the H
All stressed out and no one to eat!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K the H
Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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