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Gonedaft monikers

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Here we wonder why Gonedaft has so many names - one for each race of Muddle-Earth, apparently. The winning punchline was submitted by Nazgul. There were 21 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #412 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-03-03.

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Top 10 punchlines

rer of Athedon
ME! Ever talked Aragorn, Elessar, The DĂșnadan, Estel, Strider, Thorongil, Wingfoot, Envinyatar, Chieftain of the DĂșnedain, King of the West
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 24 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
benzino
One for each fellowship I lost, err..I mean sent to Moreodour.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EnigmaticOne
Legless and Gimmi have their killing game....let's just say that Aragorn and I have a little contest of our own...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mithrandir
One Name to rule them all! I just haven't found it yet...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 1 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
Dunno... but I'll respond fastest to hearing "Free Pipe Weed".
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 2 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
Keeps my enemies off guard -- especially those at the IRS.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 24 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
Why? Do you want to borrow one?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 24 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
helios
i'm a fraud. hence the name of the movie
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 24 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Shaun of the Dead
It's always good to have a choice.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 24 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
More-Goat
Hey, You forgot Magneto!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 24 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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