Barefoot hobnobbits

This week wonders why while everyone else gets about in armour and heavy boots, hobbits travel through rocky deserts and unfriendly terrain barefoot. The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-03-22.

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Top 10 punchlines

spiderpig		Mr Gardener here said a good crust of dirt would work as well. Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 21 Mar 07:37 AM | Rate:
Marv		Look, we already agreed to wear pants! Isn't that enough? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Tue 11 Mar 06:28 AM | Rate:
Lazaroo		They make your feet go bald! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 21 Mar 08:51 AM | Rate:
Slater		What? and cover up our best feature? Rating: 3.23 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Mon 10 Mar 05:01 AM | Rate:
Lazaroo		We don't have any Elves to make them! Rating: 3.23 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 12 Mar 05:45 AM | Rate:
Tuxman		The odor defeats all obstacles Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sun 9 Mar 11:23 PM | Rate:
JMShearer		That would make combing our feet pointless. Rating: 3.15 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Mon 10 Mar 02:43 PM | Rate:
mammakins		Nike's line of "Hair Jordan's" didn't pan out. Rating: 3.08 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Tue 11 Mar 02:54 AM | Rate:
Slater		We like to be footloose and fancy free. Rating: 3.08 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Mon 10 Mar 04:31 AM | Rate:
spiderpig		We would, but s o m e o n e said "Give them to Tom, he ain't even in the movies, poor guy" Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 21 Mar 07:28 AM | Rate: