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Magical super weapon

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This week has Sourone and a few Dorcs forming a thinktank to brainstorm what magical item Sourone could come up with that would help him conquer the world. The winning punchline was submitted by padre01. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #477 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-06-25.

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My wife had a ring made that gave her dominion over me.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 22 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You mean like duct tape?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 23 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The miniskirt!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 23 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sir, that's called television.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 23 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mood rings, they're all the rage!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 19 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I found the plans for a 'Death Star' on E-Bay... only been used twice.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
SPAM!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's call it the "credit card"!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 19 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Something so small, we can't possibly lose it!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 19 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Now that's an idea with a RING to it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 19 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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