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Unlucky Fraudo

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This week looks at unlucky Frodo who gets stabbed, attacked by monster squid, impaled, stung, bitten and all the while driven mad by the Ring. Meanwhile Pippin and Merry are getting high on weed and Sam manages to snaffle a girlfriend. Where's the justice? The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #561 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-09-24.

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We TOLD you not to do your own stunts!
Rating: 4.08 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 02:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You do know that people *died* in a massive war with evil, right?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 02:42 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We picked on people our own size!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 23 Sep 02:35 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Please, we've seen your book-sales!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 23 Sep 02:43 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If you think this bad; wait until we get to the "extended edition" scenes!
Rating: 3.89 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 02:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There's a "kick me" sign on your back.
Rating: 3.88 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 18 Sep 12:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What did *you* expect "One Ring to bring them all" means?
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 16 Sep 09:11 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yeah! You'd almost start to wonder why Saurone wants that ring back in the first place!
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 01:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You only THOUGHT you were invisible!
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 02:59 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, we had to hide behind SOMEONE!
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 03:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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