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It seems Middle Earth is one big extreme sport venue for elves (but then, didn't New Zealand invent bungee jumping?) as Legolas surfs, rides, flips and climbs his way through adventure after adventure. Note to the movie purists, yes, you don't see him riding the corsair ships in Return of the King (that's coming in the Extended Edition). As for my snow drawing, if you watch carefully that scene in the snow where Boromir gives the ring back to Frodo, you can just make out Legolas in the background snowboarding and giggling like a schoolgirl! The winning punchline was submitted by RMS Oceanic. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #398 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-11-21.

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nice master
Almost, I'm planning to surf in slow motion into the west.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rimpa
Oh, please! Is there anywhere you havn't been tossed?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mof
Well actually, your beard is looking pretty good right now...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mof
Well there's the ocean... but I'm working up to it!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
RMS Oceanic
Just the web. Fraudo beat me to it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nenharmen
Just cause you're beard keeps getting in the way is no reason to be jealous!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nenharmen
What can I say? Fan girls just love it!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leander
The bridge at Bada Būm. I didn't have my pass with me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Duke of Earl Grey
Shebop's world wide web!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Duke of Earl Grey
I haven't tried the ocean yet.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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