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Blundering Pipsqueak

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This cartoon was suggested by ChocJones and EofS. The winning punchline was submitted by Nazgul. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #408 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-01-30.

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Top 10 punchlines

ScottE Bemeup
Sometimes I don't even have to touch anything.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K the H
Sorry what? I wasn't paying attention
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
If I had the ring, it would have been destroyed by now!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 25 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hopster
Hey, if it weren't for me you'd be wearing the same set of clothes forever.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
You could've sent me away, but you didn't
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
Would you prefer a big-eared CGI-generated comic relief?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
How would you save the day if I didn't ruin it first?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
I swear, I did not touch your hair!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
we could've taken the bus, like everybody else, but nooooooooooooo...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Zel-Anne
Not really--remember, the tenth blunder's the charm!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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