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Gollum revelation

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Who needs to wait till December? With all changes PJ has made from book to movie, here is the final big surprise he has in store for us at the end of the third Lord of the Rings movie. The winning punchline was submitted by Dr. You-know Who. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #315 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-04-07.

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The Traveler
I'll never join you!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
spooky
OK... CUT! Can somebody give him his medicine?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Naya
Darth Vader was clothed, at least, when he said it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cicci
Oh and I suppose you want a late fathers-day present?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spindel
I just felt a disturbance in the Farce, as if millions of viewers had just groaned in unison...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lisa Fieldsend
Another failure for the post office
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cat
No wonder my mother drowned herself.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Juan Deer
*sigh* Help me Gonedaft, you're my only hope.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
flametop
...the final indignity...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Allronix
Don't tell me that line is THIS ancient!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 5 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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