Gonedaft vs Ringwaif

This cartoon was suggested by The Great Wizzard. The winning punchline was submitted by Don. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #337 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-09-10.

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Top 10 punchlines

Noloatmo		Gon:"Surrender! Frodo is at Mount Doom ready to destroy the Ring!" Ring:"Sure, but we shut down the volcano for maintenance." Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
halfling		G: Ah... er, wrong floor... Back to the elevator Shadowfax. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Matania		Ringwaif: Can your steed do nice tricks too? Roll over, beast! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Jenny Becklerjon		what are you hiding under that robe? A bad hair day? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
The Creepy One		G: I am Gandalf the White, Servant of the Flame of Anor. The powers of the Dark will not avail you! I shall send you back to the Shadow where you belong! R: ...Gandalf, what the hell are you talking about? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
CaptainBigToe		Gonedaft: Thats my brother, the black waif of the family. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Timmy		R: God! its half horse, half wrinkled old man! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Maura Mellon		G: I am the wielder of the Q-Tip of Anor! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Maura Mellon		G: I can't believe you called in the Loch Ness monster. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
ANDERS the GREAT		G: No, I DONT want to exchange rings! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 6 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: