Legless vs Oliphaunt

This cartoon was suggested by The Great Wizzard. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog. Keywords were entered by chocjones. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #353 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-01-07.

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Top 10 punchlines

Y.A.		L: *maniacal laughter* G: Freak.... Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Daniel		L: I pass your count by one! G: This is a petting zoo!! Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Quito		L: Now I just slide on down, a flick of the head, flash a smile and voila, I'm gorgeous! G: You're doing it again... that "thinking outloud" thing. Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
BC		Legless: Nothing can take me down! Gimme: Dont look now, but your fan-girls have breached the gate! Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
BC		Legless: I took down the might Oliphaunt! Gimme: Good. Now give me back my mouse toy! Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Bobby Allerdyce		L:Did ya see it? Huh? Huh? Didja didja didja? Pretty cool, huh? G:Actually, no, I didn't. Why don't you do it again. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Zeolum		L: I did it single-handed! C: C'mon. Even your wig is CGI! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mark		L: I killed these 35. L: Just in time for the ghosts to kill the rest. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mark		G: Did you ever consider that we needed the Oliphant?! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mark		G: There's 10,000 more over there, and you with no arrows. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: