Pipsqueak's song

This cartoon was suggested by The Great Wizzard. The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #355 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-01-21.

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Top 10 punchlines

Mark		Who let the dorcs out?! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
starmouse70		"The roof, the roof is on fire!" Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
John Paterson		I sing a song to those who scoff. I sing so my head isn't cut off. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Brunz		Dorcs fine! Missing second breakfast fine! but if i'd known i'd have to sing... Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Brunz		"But better than rain or rippling brook, is a mug of beer inside this Took” **hint hint** Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Brunz		You got blood on yo’ face, You big disgrace, Killing your sons all over the place. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
emerald		May It Be, an evening star.... Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
xchopke		Ooh when the dorcs ... go marching in, ooh when the dorcs go marching in. I don't want to see their number. O when the dorcs go marching in! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
ChocJones		Good King Aragorn won't pout, while you feast on gruel. As the orcs lay round a bout, fat & mad and cruel. Gandalf comes to set things right, with your guards he'll duel, as the madmen come in sight gathering pyre fuel. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
ChocJones		I met Ents in a pub down in old Fangorn, where you drink Ent Draught and it tastes just like cherry cola, C-O-L-A, Cola. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: