Silenced Pipsqueak

This cartoon was suggested by Gregory Griffiths. The winning punchline was submitted by nice master. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #375 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-06-10.

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Top 10 punchlines

longstreet		If he asks you just sing him a song! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 8 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nietche Keen		So you don't ask stupid questions-- like that one! Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 8 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
nice master		Because people are starting to call you "Mouth Doom". Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
halfling		See these wrinkles? I get a new one each time you open your mouth! Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 3 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mof		"Why can't I look in the palantir?" - ring a bell? Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 3 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
Joel H.		Last time a sound emanated from you, I fell down an abyss with a ticked off Balrog. Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 3 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
ShadowX		I can't say "Fool of a Took" more than once per movie. Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 4 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
Khalas		Because he's already crazy, we don't need him mad. Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
essayg		Because anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence - against me! Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 5 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
essayg		I've often wondered that myself. Oh no - that's "why can't Pipsqueak say anything sensible". Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 5 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: