Falling masonry

This week, we look at the masonry slinging contest in Return of the King as Gothmog, commander of the Orc army, commands his guys to stand fast in the face of some fairly weighty falling masonry. The winning punchline was submitted by Raven. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #407 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-01-27.

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Top 10 punchlines

dev1		One block to rule them all and in the darkness bind them Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 27 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Hiergargo		The new kids on the block are now the new kids under the block... Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 27 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Hiergargo		You'll do anything for time off! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 27 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nazgul		Oh, and by the way, the army just stopped covering your health insurance. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
John Fassbender		I didn't give you two permission to die. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nazgul		Okay, so my depth perception's not what it used to be. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nazgul		Missed me! Nyaah, nyaah! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Eric		It's only a flesh wound. Back to the fight. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Eric		Funny, usually they go "splat". Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
ShadowX		Stand fast! And when they're out of walls, ATTACK! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 21 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: