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This week, we revisit Gimme and Legless' killing contest, wondering why Arrogance never got involved. The winning punchline was submitted by Nietche Keen. There were 19 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #411 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-02-24.

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Top 10 punchlines

K the H
My character's supposed to be deep. Not happily competitive.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 22 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
I'm the KING, not a pawn!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
I'm giving you a head start.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
I'm a king, not a COUNT!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
I'm only at 30. Hang on... you *are* counting per legion, right?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
No need. When the fight's done we'll substract your count from the size of the dorc army, and we'll know how many I killed...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
I don't see it as killing so much as projecting the impulse to shave.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
I lost count when a dying Dorc shouted random numbers at me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
great! distract the dorcs with math.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Stop playing before one of these dorcs turns you into a half-elf.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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