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Loud mouth Sourman

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This cartoon was suggested by JC. The winning punchline was submitted by Latin From Manhattan. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #432 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-08-04.

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This place has just been totalled by a walking shrubbery, and you find *this* hard to understand?!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johncook
Chalk it up to his 'magical megaphone of mystery'!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
especial effects... now if we could just 'mute' him...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Shh! Just pretend you're listening!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Either a magic spell, or excellent diaphram control.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's forced perspective- he's really five feet away.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You have never heard of the "Door-Intercom of Doom"?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Shut up, there - I can't hear what he's saying because he's so high up...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Surround sound.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't care - let's see how *he* likes camping on the roof...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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