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One of my favourite moments in Lord of the Rings (book and film) is the ride of the Rohirrim as Theoden leads his army of horsemen into battle. I was watching that scene recently and noticed when Theoden gave his great rallying cry, rather than flock to his side, his men edge nervously away while looking over his shoulder. With good reason, apparently! The winning punchline was submitted by marshy. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #435 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-09-01.

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Life was a helluva lot less complicated when he was half-comatose.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No! Rally to us! Quickly!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No need to. Somebody else just already did...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why? You think he looks *that* hungry?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The only "rally" around here will be going in the other direction!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's not even bother...the monarchy's an outdated concept anyway...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Looks like we're about five minutes away from becoming the Republic of Gondor...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You Rally, I'll Cry.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think you better Rally over here to us.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Your tone of voice has Unintended Consequences.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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