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Fell beast beheading

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One of my favourite moments in the book and movie was Eowyn facing down the Witch King and fell beast (and not just because I've got a thing for Miranda Otto - I loved that part of the book for years before the movies came out). I rewatched some of Return of the King recently and considered it from the Witch King's point of view. Having his steed beheaded would be the Middle Earth version of getting your car totalled - now how is he supposed to get around? The winning punchline was submitted by Dmitri. There were 19 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #475 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-06-08.

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No it "wasn't like that when you got here!"
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What's he ever done to you?!
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You better have your insurance information on you, young lady!
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You better have some good insurance, Lady.
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Why couldn't you just poke at the wings like I do?
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Goodbye dragon, hello harley!
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Hey! That dragon was a rental!
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What do you mean "no parking"?
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You unpimped my ride!
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Great, now I'll have to borrow Mom's fell beast!
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