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Death song

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This week, we wonder just what kind of song you'd sing to celebrate a horrible death in battle. I must say, I never thought much of Theoden's motivational skills in the Lord of the Rings movies. When his men are despairing and expect to meet defeat in battle, does he encourage them and raise their spirits. No, he agrees, they're dead, they don't have a chance! The winning punchline was submitted by firefly. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #488 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-10-05.

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Nooo fear!, I'll stay here! Though I know that my Horse Will Go On!
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How about "Lord, I'm Coming Home."
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Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door!
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"Ring of Fire"?
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Help me make it through the night
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"Another One Bites the Dust"
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"Hit the Road, Jack"
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How about, "We are the champions?"
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Would, "99 bottles of Beer," be a bad choice, Sir?
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"I'm on the Highway to Hell"!
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