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Betraying Fraudo

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This week, we wonder what motivated Gollum to betray Frodo to the giant spider Shelob. The winning punchline was submitted by Robyn. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #502 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-02-08.

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I want it all, and I want it now!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 5 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why did you walk backwards into a dark cave?
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
hobbitses really are simple minded...
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A better question is, why did I wait?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 2 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I had a fight with myself. I won.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 4 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What do you mean betray, I'm still here aren't I?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No! you're suppose to say in a tiny little voice..."Heeeelp meeee!"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We has demands. First, give us the precious! Second, we wants an Oscar!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 1 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let me get back with you on that, I have to talk it over with myself first.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 2 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Does the word "preciousssss" give you a hint?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 2 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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