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Ghost army

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This week wonders what other perks a ghost army might want before enlisting. The winning punchline was submitted by Nazgul. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #505 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-03-04.

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A Shrubbery! (Ni)
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 27 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Promotions to be based on seniority.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 27 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A tomb with a view!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 28 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Have more weapons to use, than the word "Boo"?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 1 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
stop my wife from haunting me!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 1 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There are only guys here, what do you think?
Rating: 2.89 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
better graphics wouldnt hurt...
Rating: 2.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Something with a bit more substance, maybe?
Rating: 2.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 27 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Compensation for time served.
Rating: 2.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 27 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I thought you'd make me into a handsome prince too.
Rating: 2.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 27 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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