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Pipsqueak's repertoire

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This week has Pipsqueak going through his entire musical repertoire for Steward Dentedcar. The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. There were 20 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #517 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-07-18.

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Top 10 punchlines

If he moonwalks, spear him!
Rating: 4.11 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Sat 14 Jul 04:18 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Get me a longer table!
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Mon 16 Jul 01:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kill him before he gets to the Macarena!
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Mon 16 Jul 03:28 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Curse those illegal palantir downloads!
Rating: 3.68 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Fri 13 Jul 06:38 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If I have to listen to any more of this, I'm going to throw myself off a cliff!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Mon 16 Jul 04:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Make room on the pyre...
Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sun 15 Jul 04:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Clear the dungeon; we have a new tenant.
Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sun 15 Jul 05:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I said a song, not a golden oldies CD commercial!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 18 Jul 01:05 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just my luck he holds thousands of tunes!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 18 Jul 01:13 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, I don't want to put this on my ipod.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 18 Jul 02:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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