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This week looks at the charming tourist destination that is Mordor, complete with evil dark lord, minions as far as the eye can see, trolls for doormen, a belching volcano and a charming insect infestation up in the mountains. The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #549 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-06-17.

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Have you ever heard of the phrase "tip of the iceberg"?
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 14 Jun 03:11 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Look into my eyes, Could I lie?
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 12 Jun 09:36 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, there ARE a few bugs in the system.
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 13 Jun 02:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes! Smeargel wonders if nice hobbnobitses mentioned him in their last wills?
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 12 Jun 04:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There might be a few bugs, but nothing you should worry about.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 11 Jun 06:00 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
As long as you don't look back...sure!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 12 Jun 10:23 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Funny you should ask...
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 12 Jun 01:20 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What else do you expect...a self-destruct mechanism?
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 12 Jun 02:44 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nothing more that I'D worry about!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 13 Jun 01:43 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You do realize this is an evil realm, right?
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 14 Jun 03:11 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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