Reforging the broken sword

This cartoon was suggested by Nietche Keen. The winning punchline was submitted by Nietche Keen. There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #372 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-05-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

Latin From Manhattan		First you have to promise me you'll raise my grandchildren to be Elvish! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 19 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Latin From Manhattan		Not until I see an engagement ring on your finger! Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 19 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
johnnyb		I'm looking for the corner pieces! Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mela-Elf princess		Re-forge it? I don't even think we have all the pieces. Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 13 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
nice master		Why? History teaches us that it only works when it's broken. Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 16 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nietche Keen		Can't he just pull one from a stone like most kings? Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Dmitri		Forget that! I'll buy him a new one! Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 13 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nietche Keen		I think "re-design" is a better idea! Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nietche Keen		And ship it in a box marked "Fragile!" Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
johnnyb		Do I look like a Smith to you? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: