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Reforged sword

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This week completes a 'trilogy' of Nutshellcartoons (Nutshell being the sevname for Narsil, the broken sword). You can check out our previous strips on Arrogance's broken sword and Reforging the broken sword. The winning punchline was submitted by risk. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #384 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-08-13.

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crazygirl
Who's side are you on anyway?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 8 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Itīs meant to fold up into a toy robot, right?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 8 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
RealmMan
Let me get a tetanus shot first...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 6 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
RealmMan
Is that duct tape?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 6 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
bite
and they say elves don't have a sense of humor
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 6 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Duke of Earl Grey
I can hardly wait to see the sheath.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 6 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Duke of Earl Grey
I see, it folds up to fit in your pocket, right?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 6 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
Care to swap destinies?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 6 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Duke of Earl Grey
Is this the part where you reveal you've been working for Sourone all along?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 6 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Duke of Earl Grey
So I'm supposed to defeat Sourone with a bad abstract sculpture?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 6 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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