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Leaving Muddle Earth

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This cartoon was suggested by omega13a. The winning punchline was submitted by mad jock. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #390 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-09-22.

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Top 10 punchlines

Karmek
Before he died gollum voted me off muddle earth.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Somebody has to live happily ever after!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kirsten
You mean this boat isn't still tied up?!!?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
hobbituk
Hey, they even have a minibar here!...Sorry.What did you said?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
hobbituk
Now I can finally say it: You can't cook!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Number 0
Don't worry, I'll be back in the extended edition.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
If you'd stayed at home my garden wouldn't look so overgrown!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
How many times must I say "I do not ask you to go with me"? You should have taken the hint!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leander
Remember how I said I'd leave if you ever went into politics, Spam?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
hobbituk
By now Arrogance should have noticed Arrghwen left him for me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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