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This week, we look at the justifications a leader makes for invading another country. The winning punchline was submitted by Molokov. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #508 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-03-27.

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Top 10 punchlines

That's when the best background music is played
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 11:58 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The better question is: why can't we do anything to prevent it?
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 04:35 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
To cull the population of people who ask too many annoying questions.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 04:52 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's a shorter and more glorious path to the inevitable.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 04:53 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You think the audience wants to watch peace?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 12:00 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The grass is always greener on the other side of the border.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 01:32 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If we didn't, all news stories would be about squirrels on water skis.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 03:05 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Apparently, peace and prosperity are boring.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 11:42 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not everyone can settle by eating-contests!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 20 Mar 09:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think it's because someone always has to say,"I Win!..You Lose!"
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 21 Mar 07:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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