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Fans of the Lord of the Rings movies were dismayed this week to learn Peter Jackson won't be directing The Hobbit. Consequently, this week's cartoon looks at how the Hobbit quest will fail unless they take a certain short, chubby director along. The winning punchline was submitted by mammakins (direction) and DoggySpew (lawyer spiders). There were 25 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #495 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-12-04.
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1: one man to direct them all. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
Submitted Sun 26 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
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2: The surviving lawyers will finish the job. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 1 |
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2: "We"? Rating: 3.50 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
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2: Get the goblins on your side, hire the lawyers, and tell the purists it was all the dragon's fault. Rating: 3.40 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
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2: That's what the Hobnobbit Director is for! Rating: 3.40 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
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2: Don't worry about him...he's just blowing smoke. Rating: 3.40 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
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2: What we need is a marketing wizard. Rating: 3.40 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
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2: A golden statuette to the heart! Rating: 3.25 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
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2: With the fire extinguisher of good will! Rating: 3.20 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
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2: Good question! Rating: 3.20 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
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