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Hobnobbit director

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Fans of the Lord of the Rings movies were dismayed this week to learn Peter Jackson won't be directing The Hobbit. Consequently, this week's cartoon looks at how the Hobbit quest will fail unless they take a certain short, chubby director along. The winning punchline was submitted by mammakins (direction) and DoggySpew (lawyer spiders). There were 25 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #495 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-12-04.

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Top 10 punchlines

1: one man to direct them all.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 26 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: The surviving lawyers will finish the job.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: "We"?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Get the goblins on your side, hire the lawyers, and tell the purists it was all the dragon's fault.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 4 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: That's what the Hobnobbit Director is for!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 4 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Don't worry about him...he's just blowing smoke.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: What we need is a marketing wizard.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: A golden statuette to the heart!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: With the fire extinguisher of good will!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 3 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Good question!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 3 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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