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This week, I combine the two things on my mind this week - Christmas and The Two Towers (opening Boxing Day here in Australia). The winning punchline was submitted by Jack Hammerfist. Keywords were entered by chocjones. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #301 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2002-12-30.

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Top 10 punchlines

Dmitri
TB: Great! We've got the decorations done, but where's the snow? H: Sorry! Sourman used it all, to divert us to Moronia
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 25 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
erik
M: If it makes you feel any better, this scene will only be on the DVD!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 26 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
TB: And I suppose you want me to be the pole on May day too? H: Yes, if you don't mind.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 26 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kate
TB: This is a very old Entish custom. Pip: And you wonder why the Entwives left?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jack Hammerfist
TB: And this will bring the elves? H: Even better-- their BOSS!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 28 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
anon
TB: Ok, I will help you defeat Saruman.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 29 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
TB:'Couldn't you find a douglas fur or something?' Merry:'Where else you'll find a tree that decorates itself!!!'
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
TB:'Why? Why did you do this to me?' Hobnobbits:'Sorry! All other trees had dignity'
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
TB: Anybody got a mirror? H: Sorry! Closest one is Galadriel's...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
TB: Who did this to me? H: We have no idea!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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