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Hobnobbit Gollum

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Here's another chance to draw one of my fav characters (and the best thing in Two Towers): Gollum. The winning punchline was submitted by Arbor Hilaris. Keywords were entered by chocjones. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #303 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-01-13.

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Helen
What does he think this is? Lord of the Flies?
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EnginemanAKAscotty
And what about Smaegol?
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The Grey Wizzard
He didn't know about second breakfast I guess...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Grey Wizzard
You've spent too much time with your family tree again?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
Don't tell me...the transploder again...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Grey Wizzard
Let me guess: he spent 6 month in a row surfing the internet with no breaks?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
And you wonder why I eat seven times a day?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ludite
PLEASE tell me we aren't related!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ludite
Age has NOT BEEN KIND!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
I was thinking of going on a diet, but now...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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