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Arrogance horse kiss

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This cartoon was suggested by glorendil. The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. Keywords were entered by chocjones. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #312 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-03-17.

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Top 10 punchlines

jim
I auditioned for the Dwarf, But nooo, i had to look like a horse
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 15 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Pennorewen
And they say that no animals were harmed in this movie.... go figure!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Pennorewen
Why wont you die!?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
flametop
picture of an acadamy award.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 13 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
I distinctly remember marking 'four legs' on that dating questionnaire
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 13 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
It worked with Sleeping Beauty . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 13 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
I've got to get my money back from that Dating Service
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 13 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
For this, he oughta carry me around for a day or two
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 13 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
I demand a stunt double!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 12 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Treehopper
*horse kissing Arwen*
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 12 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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