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This cartoon was suggested by John Midgley. The winning punchline was submitted by toddy. Keywords were entered by chocjones. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #317 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-04-23.

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Top 10 punchlines

Elen
Oh, I told them peter Jackson will change the ending and Sauron will win.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
D1g1t4L-Phr34K
i said to them, that survivors won't need to pay taxes after the battle
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spindel
Shhhh! They think they're here for the Sev Trek Convention.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cassie the Lime Green
If you distort the books, they will come...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Hobbit
I promised them I'd get rid of infomercials
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. You-know Who
Where'd you get the idea they were quick?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
janine tufo
they were the rejects from a makeover agency.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Michael Littlefield
Who needs an army to conquer the world when you can get a bunch of Michael Moors to do it for you?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
CptBexArcher
Try Yellow Pages, under World Domination
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mouse
www.villain.vastarmy/quick
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 21 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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