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Legless vs Gimme

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This cartoon was suggested by glorendil. The winning punchline was submitted by Nietche Keen. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #346 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-11-12.

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Top 10 punchlines

Andy
From the smell?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 12 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Andy
And I've dazzled millions.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 12 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Andy
I only have 10, but I still win the beauty contest!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 12 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
firefly
Sheesh, is it ever hard to deliver a telegram to you.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 11 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
firefly
They're not dead, they're just gagging at that fake Scottish accent.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 11 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
mikey
Holy Crap!!! I almost forgot you were even in this movie.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 10 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Evenstar
If only your aim was as good as your comic timing...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
I wish you didn't say "Take that, Legless!" every time
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sandro
And while we're working, Arrogance is having a good time with that blonde cutie!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
TheLidlessEyes
I don't think the audience could bear another "coming up short" joke?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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