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Hunters' scent

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Although is my second Fraud of the Rings toon in a fortnight, believe me when I say I'm showing restraint in not doing one every week! :-) This one came to me while watching the DVD for about the 20th time. Yes, with my low-brow mind, I can even drag down Tolkien into possible toilet humor. The winning punchline was submitted by Beauchampion. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #351 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-12-24.

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Beauchampion
Oh sure! listen to the ants! they can be your new companions!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Antares
look at him! it takes humans to call someone like that "your majesty"! unbelievable!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Antares
he's always like that when he drinks too much beer... once I saw him playing chess with a mushroom...
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 22 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Artemis
You mean they've picked up YOUR scent. Phew.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 22 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Antares
gimme, if you were as quick as your smell, we would have rescued the hobnobbits days ago...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Antares
Our? You're the one who looks sexy only when he's dirty!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Antares
...one stink to scare them all, and in the nausea bend them... (sorry: I couldn't help ^-^)
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Antares
then I hope they keep it!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Antares
give him another few seconds and he’ll tell us their average foot size
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Antares
that's not what worries me, gimme, the real problem is that the future of gondor is in his hands...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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